My manipulative as hell best friend has come to visit me with Ethan and Lewis. Ethan’s like “I made you a cake so you get better and can come to my birthday party, KayKay” Now I’m going to have to eat a piece of this fucking cake because Ethan is two and I can’t tell a two year old the thought of eating any of this makes me want to cry and throw things. Well played, Beck, well played. FUCK.

My manipulative as hell best friend has come to visit me with Ethan and Lewis. Ethan’s like “I made you a cake so you get better and can come to my birthday party, KayKay” Now I’m going to have to eat a piece of this fucking cake because Ethan is two and I can’t tell a two year old the thought of eating any of this makes me want to cry and throw things. Well played, Beck, well played. FUCK.

"you’re worth saving, Kay" my 24 hour babysitter just said interrupting my Tramadol induced doze because broken rib

Oh right. Really? Well go tell that to your colleague the psychiatrist who I overheard telling a nurse that I’m a “waste of taxpayers money”

I have never been so excited to go back to the priory in my whole life. I’ll even be thrilled to see Lara because she’d have never sectioned me under a section three thus allowing them to hold me down, accidentally break a rib, sedate me and force a feeding tube up my nose. OH AND THEN RESTRAIN ME

I may not be worth saving but I don’t suck as much as that psychiatrist who freely admits she has not one single clue what she’s doing

Hey Lara, you know how you stalk my social media? Get a fucking move on

Faith became very excited when she saw these today because “Faithy like pretty shoes.” I have accomplished something epic as a parent: my not even two year old realises the importance of shoes. 👠 (Her father sighed “another one of my daughters lost to shoes”)

Faith became very excited when she saw these today because “Faithy like pretty shoes.” I have accomplished something epic as a parent: my not even two year old realises the importance of shoes. 👠 (Her father sighed “another one of my daughters lost to shoes”)